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Chat Lingo...
(What your kids are REALLY saying online)

We at SafetyNet have compiled a complete list of chat slang, lingo, and acronyms, used by kids in chat rooms, Instant Messaging, and Text Messaging. Scroll down the page to view this list.

(This list is constantly changing and will be updated as necessary
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For a quick translation of Chat-Slang to English, please visit TransL8it!'s website. They will help you "Make sense of TXT Lingo".

 

 

Acronyms......What they REALLY mean!

@TEOTD
At The End Of The Day
^URS
Up Yours
<3
it means: a Heart
143
it means: I Love You
14AA41
One for All and All for One
2B or not 2B
To Be Or Not To Be
2BZ4UQT
Too Busy For You Cutey
2G2B4G
Too Good To Be Forgotten
2G2BT
Too Good To Be True
2NITE
Tonight
404
it means: I Haven't A Clue
411
it means: Info
4EAE
ForEver And Ever
4ever
Forever
4NR
Foreigner
5FS
5 Finger Salute
86
Out Of or Over
9
it means: parent is watching
99
it means: parent is no longer watching
A/S/L/P
Age/Sex/Location/Picture
AAAAA
American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF
As A Friend
AAK
Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF
As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI
As A Matter Of Interest
AAR
At Any Rate
AAR8
At Any Rate
AAS
Alive And Smiling
AATK
Always At The Keyboard
AAYF
As Always, Your Friend
AB
Ass Backwards
ABCD
ABITHIWTIDB
A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABT2
About To
ACD
Alt Control Delete
ACE
Access Control Entry
ACK
Acknowledgement
ADAD
Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB
All Done Bye Bye
ADIH
Another Day In Hell
ADIP
Another Day In Paradise
ADR
Address
AEAP
As Early As Possible
AFAGAY
A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP
A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAIC
As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS
As Far As I Can See
AFAICT
As far As I can Tell
AFAIK
As Far As I Know
AFAIU
As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI
As Far As I Understand It
AFAP
As Far As Possible
AFAYC
As Far As You're Concerned
AFC
Away From Computer
AFDN
Any F***ing Day Now
AFGO
Anotgher F***ing Growth Opportunity
AFIAA
As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI
A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFK
Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
AFPOE
A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AFT
About F***ing Time
AFZ
Acronym free zone
AGKWE
And God Knows What Else
AIAMU
And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
aight
Alright
AIH
As It Happens
AIMB
As I Mentioned Before
AIMP
Always In My Prayers
AISB
As I Said Before
AISE
As I Said Earlier
AISI
As I See It
AKA or a.k.a.
Also Known As
ALAP
As Late As Possible
Alcon
All Concerned
ALOL
Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALOTBSOL
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
ALTG
Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP
As Many As Possible
AMBW
All My Best Wishes
AMF
Adios Muther F***er
AML
All My Love
AMRMTYFTS
All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
AND
Any day now
ANFAWFOWS
And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
ANFSCD
And Now For Something Completely Different
AOAS
All Of A Sudden
AOB
Abuse Of Bandwidth
AON
Apropos Of Nothing
AP
Apple Pie
AS
Ape Shit
ASAFP
As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP
As Soon As Possible
ASL
Age/Sex/Location
ASLMH
Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
ATAB
Ain't That A Bitch
ATST
At The Same Time
ATW
All the Web or Around the Web
AWGTHTGTTA
Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA
Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
AWOL
Absent Without Leave
AYC
Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
AYCE
All You Can Eat
AYK
As You Know
AYSOS
Are You Stupid Or Something
AYTMTB
And You're Telling Me This Because
B/C
Because
B4
Before
B4N
Bye For Now
B4U
Before You
B4YKI
Before You Know It
BAG
Bursting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
BAK
Back At my Keyboard
BAMF
Bad Ass Muther F***er
BAU
Business As Usual
BB
Be Back
BB4N
Bye-Bye for Now
BBB
Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
BBBG
Bye Bye Be Good
BBFBBM
Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BBFN
Bye-Bye for Now
BBIAB
Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF
Be Back In A Few
BBIAS
Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW
Be Back In A While
BBL
Be Back Later
BBMFIC
Big Bad Muther F***er In Charge
BBN
Bye Bye Now
BBSD
Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL
Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT
Be Back Tomorrow
BCBG
Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
BCBS
Big Company, Big School
BCNU
Be Seein' You
BCOZ
Because
BD
Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
BDBI5M
Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
BDC
Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com
BDN
Big Damn Number
BEOS
it means: Nudge
BF
Boyfriend -or- Bitch Features
BFD
Big F***ing Deal
BFE
Beyond F***ing Egypt
BFF
Best Friends Forever
BFFTTE
Best Friends Forever Til The End
BFN
Bye For Now
BFR
Big Fucken Rock
BHAG
Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BHG
Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
BHOF
Bald Headed Old Fart
BIBI
Bye Bye
BIBO
Beer In, Beer Out
BIF
Basis In Fact or Before I Forget
BIOYE
Blow It Out Your Ear
BIOYIOP
Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYN
Blow it Out Your Nose
BITD
Back In The Day
BKA
Better Known As
BL
Belly Laughing
BLBBLB
Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
BM
Byte Me
BMF
Bad Muther F***er
BMGWL
Busting My Gut With Laughter
BMOF
Bite Me Old Fart
BMOTA
Byte Me On The Ass
BNDN
Been Nowhere Done Nothing
BNF
Big Name Fan
BO
Bug Off -or- Body Odor
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
BOCTAAE
But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
BOFH
Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA
Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BOTEC
Back-Of-The-Envelope Calculation
BOTOH
But On The Other Hand
BPLM
Big Person Little Mind
BR
Bathroom
BRB
Be Right Back
BRT
Be Right There
BS
Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
BSAAW
Big Smile And A Wink
BSBD&NE
Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
BSF
But Seriously, Folks
BT
Byte This
BTA
But Then Again or Before The Attacks
BTDT
Been There Done That
BTDTGTS
Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTFO
Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
BTHOOM
Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTSOOM
Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTTT
Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
BTW
By The Way
BTWBO
Be There With Bells On
BTWITIAILW/U
By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
BW
Best Wishes
BWDIK
But What Do I Know
BWL
Bursting With Laughter
BWO
Black, White or Other
BYKT
But you Knew That
BYOA
Bring Your Own Advil
C&G
Chuckly and Grin
C/P
Cross Post
C4N
Ciao For Now
CAAC
Cool As A Cucumber
CB
Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
CBB
Can't Be Bothered
CBF
Can't Be F***ed
CBJ
Covered Blow Job
CFV
Call For Vote
CHA
Click Here Asshole
CIAO
Goodbye (in Italian)
CICO
Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID
Consider It Done
CIS
CompuServe Information Service
CMF
Count My Fingers
CMIW
Correct Me if I'm Wrong
CMU
Crack Me Up
CNP
Continued in Next Post
COB
Close Of Business
CofS
Church of Scientology
COS
Change Of Subject
C-P
Sleepy
CRAFT
Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
CRAP
Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRAT
Can't Remember A Thing
CRAWS
Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRB
Come Right Back
CRBT
Crying Real Big Tears
CRS
Can't Remember Sh**
CRTLA
Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CSL
Can't Stop Laughing
C-T
City
CTA
Call To Action
CTC
Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat
CU
See You -or- Cracking Up
CUATU
See You Around The Universe
CUL
See You Later
CUL8ER
See You Later
CUL8R
See You Later
CUNS
See You In School
CWYL
Chat With You Later
CY
Calm Yourself
CYA
Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
CYL
See You Later
CYM
Check Your Mail
CYO
See You Online
CYT
See You Tomorrow
DAMHIKT
Don't Ask Me How I Know That
DARFC
Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA
Doing Business As
DBABAI
Don't Be A Bitch About It
DBEYR
Don't Believe Everything You Read
DD
Due Diligence
DDD
Direct Distance Dial
DETI
Don't Even Think It
DF
Dear Friend
DFLA
Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
DGA
Don't Go Anywhere
DGT
Don't Go There
DGTG
Don't Go There Girlfriend
DGYF
Damn Girl You're Fine
DH
Dear Hubby or Husband
DHYB
Don't Hold Your Breath
DIKU
Do I Know You
DILLIGAD
Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS
Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DITR
Dancing In The Rain
DITYID
Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
DIY
Do It Yourself
DKDC
Don't Know Don't Care
DL
Download -or- Dead Link
DLTBBB
Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTM
Don't Lie To Me
DMI
Don't Mention It
DNC
Does Not Compute
DOE
Depends On Experience
DOEI
Goodbye (in Dutch)
DORD
Department of Redundancy Department
DP
Domestic Partner
DQMOT
Don't Quote Me On This
DQYDJ
Don't Quit Your Day Job
DRIB
Don't Read If Busy
DTRT
Do The Right Thing
DUI
Driving Under the Influence
DURS! -or- DUS!
Damn You Are Sexy! -or- Damn You Sexy!
DUST
Did You See That
DWB
Don't Write Back
DWBH
Don't Worry Be Happy
DWI
Driving While Intoxicated
DWS
Driving While Stupid
DWWWI
Surfing the World Wide Web while Intoxicated
DWYM
Does What You Mean
DYFM
Dude You Fascinate Me
DYHAB
Do You Have A Boyfriend
DYHAG
Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYJHIW
Don't You Just Hate it When...
DYOFDW
Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
DYSTSOTT
Did You See The Size Of That Thing
E123
Easy as One, Two, Three
EAK
Eating at Keyboard
EFT
Electronic Funds Transfer
EG
Evil Grin
EL
Evil Laugh
EM
Excuse Me
EMFBI
Excuse Me For Butting In
EMI
Excuse My Ignorance
EML
Email Me Later
EMRTW
Evil Monkey's Rule The World
EMSG
E-Mail Message
EOD
End Of Day
EOM
End Of Message
EOT
End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
ESADYFA
Eat Shit And Die You F***ing Asshole
ESEMED
Every Second Every Minute Every Day
ESMF
Eat Sh** Mother F***er
ESO
Equipment Smarter than Operator
ETA
Estimated Time of Arrival
ETLA
ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
EVRE1
Every One
EWI
E-mailing While Intoxicated
EZ
Easy
F2F
Face-to-Face
FAB
Features Attributes Benefits
FAQL
Frequently Asked Questions List
FAQOMFT
Frequently Argued Waste Of My F*cking Time
FAWC
For Anyone Who Cares
FBI
Fucking Brilliant Idea
FBKS
Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FE
Fatal Error
FF
Friends Forever
FF&PN
Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FFS
For F***s Sake
FGDAI
stands for Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
FILF
Father I'd Like to F***
FILTH
Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
FINE
F***ked up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
FISH
First in, Still Here
FITB
Fill in the Blanks
FLA
Four Letter Acronym
FMTYEWTK
Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FO
F*** Off
FOAF
Friend Of A Friend
FOC
Free of Charge
FOFL
Falling on Floor Laughing
FOMCL
Falling Off My Chair Laughing
FORD
Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
FRED
F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FSR
For Some Reason
FSU
F*** Shit Up
FTASB
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH
From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTF
F*** That's Funny
FTFOI
For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
FTL
Faster Than Light
FTLOG
For The Love Of God
FTR
For The Record
FTRF
F*** That's Really Funny
FTTB
For The Time Being
FTW
For The Win
FU2
F*** You Too
FUBAR
F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB
F***ed Up Beyond Belief
FUD
Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FUM
F***ed Up Mess
FWB
Friends With Benefits
FWD
Forward
FWIW
For What It's Worth
FYA
For Your Amusement
FYE
For Your Edification
FYI
For Your Information
FYIFV
F*** You I'm Fully Vested
FYLTGE
From Your Lips To Gods Ears
FYM
For Your Misinformation
FYSBIGTBABN
Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
G
Guess -or- Grin
G2GLYS
Got To Go Love Ya So
GA
Go Ahead
GAL
Get A Life
GALGAL
Give A Little Get A Little
GALHER
Get A Load of Her
GALHIM
Get A Load of Him
GAP
Got A Pic?
GAS
Got A Second
GBG
Great Big Grin
GBH
Great Big Hug
GD&R
Grinning, Ducking and Running
GDI
God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
GF
Girlfriend
GFF
Go F****ing Figure
GFI
Go For It
GFN
Gone For Now
GFTD
Gone For The Day
GFY
Go F*** Yourself
GG
Good Game (or) Gotta Go
GGN
Gotta Go Now
GGP
Gotta Go Pee
GIGO
Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST
Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GL
Good Luck -or- Get Lost
GLBT
Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
GLG
Good Looking Girl
GLYASDI
God Loves You And So Do I
GM
Good Morning
GMAB
Give Me A Break
GMAFB
Give Me A F***ing Break
GMTA
Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT
Great Minds Think For Themselves
GNBLFY
Got Nothing But Love For You
GNSD
Good Night Sweet Dreams
GOI
Get Over It
GOK
God Only Knows
GOL
Giggling Out Loud
GOS
Gay Or Straight
GOYHH
Get Off Your High Horse
GR&D
Grinning Running And Ducking
GR8
Great
gratz
Congratulations
GRRRR
it means Growling
GSOAS
Go Sit On A Snake
GTFOOH
Get The F*** Out Of Here
GTG
Got To Go
GTGB
Got To Go, Bye
GTGP
Got To Go Pee
GTH
Go To Hell
GTM
Giggle To Myself
GTRM
Going To Read Mail
GTSY
Glad To See You
GUD
Geographically UnDesirable
GWS
Get Well Soon
GYHOOYA
Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
GYPO
Get Your Pants Off
H&K
Hug and Kiss
h/o
Hold On
h/p
Hold Please
H4XX0R
a "hacker" or "to be hacked"
HAGD
Have a Great Day
HAGN
Have A Good Night
HAGO
Have A Good One
HAK
Hugs And Kisses
HAND
Have a Nice Day
HAWTLW
Hello And Welcome To Last Week
HB
Hurry Back
HBIB
Hot But Inappropriate Boy
HCC
Holy Computer Crap
HD
Hold
HF
Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
HHIS
Hanging Head In Shame
HHO1/2K
Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ
Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK
Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS
Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHTYAY
Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIG
How's It Going
HIH
Hope It Helps
HIOOC
Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
HITAKS
Hang In There And Keep Smiling
HNTI
How Nice That/This Is
HNTW
How Nice That Was
HOHA
HOllywood HAcker
HSIK
How Should I Know
HT
Hi There
HTB
Hang The Bastards
HTH
Hope This (or That) Helps
HTNOTH
Hit The Nail On The Head
HUA
Heads Up Ace
HUGZ
Hugs
HUYA
Head Up Your A**
HWGA
Here We Go Again
I 1-D-R
I Wonder
I&I
Intercourse and Inebriation
IAC
In Any Case
IAC
In Any Case
IAE
In Any Event
IAITS
It's All In The Subject
IANAC
I Am Not A Crook
IANADBIPOOTV
I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
IANAE
I Am Not an Expert
IANAL
I Am Not A Lawyer
IANNNGC
I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
IASAP4U
I Always Say A Prayer For You
IAT
I Am Tired
IAW
I Agree With
IBIWISI
I'll Believe It When I See It
IBRB
I Will Be Right Back
IBT
In Between Technology
IBTC
Itty Bitty Titty Committee
IBTD
I Beg To Differ
IBTL
In Before The Lock
IC
In Character
ICBW
I Could Be Wrong
ID10T
Idiot
IDC
I Don't Care
IDGAF
I Don't Give A F***
IDGARA
I Don't Give A Rats Ass
IDGI
I Don't Get It
IDK
I Don't Know
IDKY
I Don't Know You
I-D-L
Ideal
IDM
It Does Not Matter
IDST
I Didn't Say That
IDTS
I Don't Think So
IEF
It's Esther's Fault
IFAB
I Found A Bug
IFU
I F***ed Up
IGGP
I Gotta Go Pee
IGTP
I Get The Point
IHA
I Hate Acronyms
IHAIM
I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO
I Have No Opinion
IHTFP
I Have Truly Found Paradise or I Hate This F***ing Place
IHU
I Hear You
IIIO
Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD
If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIR
If I Remember or If I Recall
IIRC
If I Remember Correctly or If I Recall Correctly
IITYWIMWYBMAD
If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWYBMAD
If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIWM
If It Were Me
IKALOPLT
I Know A Lot Of People Like That
ILA
I Love Acronyms
ILICISCOMK
I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILMURLABITIMMHAC
I Like Making Up Ridiculously Long Acronyms Because I Think It Makes Me Hip And Cool
ILU
I Love You
ILY
I Love You
IM
Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
IM2BZ2P
I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee!
IMAO
In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO
In My Considered Opinion
IMHEIUO
In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
IMHO
In My Humble Opinion
IMNERHO
In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
IMNSHO
In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO
In My Opinion
IMOO
In My Own Opinion
IMS
I Am Sorry
INMP
It's Not My Problem
INNW
If Not Now, When
INPO
In No Particular Order
IOH
I'm Outta Here
IOUD
Inside, Outside, Upside Down
IOW
In Other Words
IPN
I'm Posting Naked
IRL
In Real Life
ISAGN
I See A Great Need
ISH
Insert Sarcasm Here
ISS
I Said So
ISTM
It Seems to Me
ISTR
I Seem To Remember
ISWYM
I See What You Mean
ISYALS
I'll Send You A Letter Soon
ITIGBS
I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
ITM
In The Money
IUM
If You Must
IWALU
I Will Always Love You
IWSN
I Want Sex Now
IYAOYAS
If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
IYD
In Your Dreams
IYKWIM
If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD
If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO
In Your Opinion
IYQ
I like you
IYSS
If You Say So
IYSWIM
If You See What I Mean
J/C
Just Checking
J/J
Just Joking
J/K
Just Kidding
J/P
Just Playing
J/W
Just Wondering
J2LYK
Just To Let You Know
J4G
Just For Grins
J5M
Just Five Minutes
JAD
Just Another day
JAFO
Just Another F***ing Onlooker
JAFS
Just A F***ing Salesman
JAM
Just a Minute
JAS
Just A Second
JDI
Just Do It
JEOMK
Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
JK
Just Kidding
JM2C
Just My 2 Cents
JMO
Just My Opinion
JOOTT
Just One Of Those Things
JSU
Just Shut Up
JT
Just Teasing
JTLYK
Just To Let You Know
JUADLAM
Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
K
OK
KBD
Keyboard
KEWL
Cool
KFY
Kiss For You
KIA
Killed In Action
KIR
Keep It Real
KISS
Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT
Keep In Touch
KK
Kiss Kiss
KMA
Kiss My Ass
KMFHA
Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
KMP
Keep Me Posted
KMRIA
Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KMSLA
Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
KMWA
Kiss My White Ass
KOK
Knock
KOTC
Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL
Kiss On The Lips
KPC
Keeping Parents Clueless
KUTGW
Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM
Know What I Mean
KYPO
Keep Your Pants On
L8R
Later
LAQ
Lame Ass Quote
LBR and LGR
Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
LBUG -or- LBIG
Laughing Because You Are Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
LD
Long Distance -or- Later Dude
LDIMEDILLIGAF
Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
LDR
Long Distance Relationship
LDTTWA
Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LHO
Laughing Head Off
LHOS
Lets Have Online Sex
LIFO
Last In First Out
LIS
Laughing In Silence
LKITR
Little Kid In The Room
LLTA
Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAO
Laughing My Ass Off
LMFAO
Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
LMIRL
Let's Meet In Real Life
LMK
Let Me Know
LMSO
Laughing My Socks Off
LMTCB
Left Message To Call Back
LOL
Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
LOLA
Laugh Out Loud Again
LOMBARD
Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
LONH
Lights On, Nobody Home
LOOL
Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSOD
Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LOU
Laughing Over You
LPOS
Lazy Piece Of Sh*t
LRF
Little Rubber Feet
LSV
Language, Sex, Violence
LTIC
Laughing 'Til I Cry
LTM
Laugh To Myself
LTNS
Long Time No See
LTR
Long Term Relationship
LULU
Locally Undesireable Land Use
LWR
Launch When Ready
LY
Love You
LY4E
Love You Forever
LYB
Love Ya Babe
LYCYLBB
Love You, see You Later, Bye Bye
LYKYAMY
Love Ya, Kiss Ya, Already Miss Ya
LYL
Love You Lots
LYLAB
Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS
Love You Like A Sister
LYLB
Love Ya Later Bye
LYMI
Love Ya, Mean It
LYWAMH
Love You With All My Heart
M4C
Meet for Coffee
M8 or M8s
Mate or Mates
MA
Mature Audience
MAYA
Most Advanced Yet Accessible
MB
Message Board
MBN
Must Be Nice
MBRFN
Must Be Real F***ing Nice
MFD
Multi-Function Device
MfG
Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MHBFY
My Heart Bleeds For You
MHOTY
My Hat's Off To You
MIA
Missing In Action
MIHAP
May I Have Your Attention Please
MILF
Mother I'd Like to F***
MITIN
More Info Than I Needed
MKOP
My Kind Of Place
MLAS
My Lips Are Sealed
MM
Market Maker