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Chat Lingo...
(What your kids are REALLY saying online)

We at SafetyNet have compiled a complete list of chat slang, lingo, and acronyms, used by kids in chat rooms, Instant Messaging, and Text Messaging. Scroll down the page to view this list.

(This list is constantly changing and will be updated as necessary.)


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Acronyms......What they REALLY mean!

@TEOTD	At The End Of The Day
^URS	Up Yours
<3	it means: a Heart
143	it means: I Love You
14AA41	One for All and All for One
2B or not 2B	To Be Or Not To Be
2BZ4UQT	Too Busy For You Cutey
2G2B4G	Too Good To Be Forgotten
2G2BT	Too Good To Be True
2NITE	Tonight
404	it means: I Haven't A Clue
411	it means: Info
4EAE	ForEver And Ever
4ever	Forever
4NR	Foreigner
5FS	5 Finger Salute
86	Out Of or Over
9	it means: parent is watching
99	it means: parent is no longer watching
A/S/L/P	Age/Sex/Location/Picture
AAAAA	American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF	As A Friend
AAK	Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF	As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI	As A Matter Of Interest
AAR	At Any Rate
AAR8	At Any Rate
AAS	Alive And Smiling
AATK	Always At The Keyboard
AAYF	As Always, Your Friend
AB	Ass Backwards
ABCD
ABITHIWTIDB	A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABT2	About To
ACD	Alt Control Delete
ACE	Access Control Entry
ACK	Acknowledgement
ADAD	Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB	All Done Bye Bye
ADIH	Another Day In Hell
ADIP	Another Day In Paradise
ADR	Address
AEAP	As Early As Possible
AFAGAY	A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP	A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAIC	As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS	As Far As I Can See
AFAICT	As far As I can Tell
AFAIK	As Far As I Know
AFAIU	As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI	As Far As I Understand It
AFAP	As Far As Possible
AFAYC	As Far As You're Concerned
AFC	Away From Computer
AFDN	Any F***ing Day Now
AFGO	Anotgher F***ing Growth Opportunity
AFIAA	As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI	A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFK	Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
AFPOE	A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AFT	About F***ing Time
AFZ	Acronym free zone
AGKWE	And God Knows What Else
AIAMU	And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
aight	Alright
AIH	As It Happens
AIMB	As I Mentioned Before
AIMP	Always In My Prayers
AISB	As I Said Before
AISE	As I Said Earlier
AISI	As I See It
AKA or a.k.a.	Also Known As
ALAP	As Late As Possible
Alcon	All Concerned
ALOL	Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALOTBSOL	Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
ALTG	Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP	As Many As Possible
AMBW	All My Best Wishes
AMF	Adios Muther F***er
AML	All My Love
AMRMTYFTS	All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
AND	Any day now
ANFAWFOWS	And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
ANFSCD	And Now For Something Completely Different
AOAS	All Of A Sudden
AOB	Abuse Of Bandwidth
AON	Apropos Of Nothing
AP	Apple Pie
AS	Ape Shit
ASAFP	As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP	As Soon As Possible
ASL	Age/Sex/Location
ASLMH	Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
ATAB	Ain't That A Bitch
ATST	At The Same Time
ATW	All the Web or Around the Web
AWGTHTGTTA	Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA	Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
AWOL	Absent Without Leave
AYC	Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
AYCE	All You Can Eat
AYK	As You Know
AYSOS	Are You Stupid Or Something
AYTMTB	And You're Telling Me This Because
B/C	Because
B4	Before
B4N	Bye For Now
B4U	Before You
B4YKI	Before You Know It
BAG	Bursting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
BAK	Back At my Keyboard
BAMF	Bad Ass Muther F***er
BAU	Business As Usual
BB	Be Back
BB4N	Bye-Bye for Now
BBB	Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
BBBG	Bye Bye Be Good
BBFBBM	Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BBFN	Bye-Bye for Now
BBIAB	Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF	Be Back In A Few
BBIAS	Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW	Be Back In A While
BBL	Be Back Later
BBMFIC	Big Bad Muther F***er In Charge
BBN	Bye Bye Now
BBSD	Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL	Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT	Be Back Tomorrow
BCBG	Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
BCBS	Big Company, Big School
BCNU	Be Seein' You
BCOZ	Because
BD	Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
BDBI5M	Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
BDC	Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com
BDN	Big Damn Number
BEOS	it means: Nudge
BF	Boyfriend -or- Bitch Features
BFD	Big F***ing Deal
BFE	Beyond F***ing Egypt
BFF	Best Friends Forever
BFFTTE	Best Friends Forever Til The End
BFN	Bye For Now
BFR	Big Fucken Rock
BHAG	Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BHG	Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
BHOF	Bald Headed Old Fart
BIBI	Bye Bye
BIBO	Beer In, Beer Out
BIF	Basis In Fact or Before I Forget
BIOYE	Blow It Out Your Ear
BIOYIOP	Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYN	Blow it Out Your Nose
BITD	Back In The Day
BKA	Better Known As
BL	Belly Laughing
BLBBLB	Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
BM	Byte Me
BMF	Bad Muther F***er
BMGWL	Busting My Gut With Laughter
BMOF	Bite Me Old Fart
BMOTA	Byte Me On The Ass
BNDN	Been Nowhere Done Nothing
BNF	Big Name Fan
BO	Bug Off -or- Body Odor
BOBFOC	Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
BOCTAAE	But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
BOFH	Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA	Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BOTEC	Back-Of-The-Envelope Calculation
BOTOH	But On The Other Hand
BPLM	Big Person Little Mind
BR	Bathroom
BRB	Be Right Back
BRT	Be Right There
BS	Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
BSAAW	Big Smile And A Wink
BSBD&NE	Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
BSF	But Seriously, Folks
BT	Byte This
BTA	But Then Again or Before The Attacks
BTDT	Been There Done That
BTDTGTS	Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTFO	Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
BTHOOM	Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTSOOM	Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTTT	Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
BTW	By The Way
BTWBO	Be There With Bells On
BTWITIAILW/U	By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
BW	Best Wishes
BWDIK	But What Do I Know
BWL	Bursting With Laughter
BWO	Black, White or Other
BYKT	But you Knew That
BYOA	Bring Your Own Advil
C&G	Chuckly and Grin
C/P	Cross Post
C4N	Ciao For Now
CAAC	Cool As A Cucumber
CB	Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
CBB	Can't Be Bothered
CBF	Can't Be F***ed
CBJ	Covered Blow Job
CFV	Call For Vote
CHA	Click Here Asshole
CIAO	Goodbye (in Italian)
CICO	Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID	Consider It Done
CIS	CompuServe Information Service
CMF	Count My Fingers
CMIW	Correct Me if I'm Wrong
CMU	Crack Me Up
CNP	Continued in Next Post
COB	Close Of Business
CofS	Church of Scientology
COS	Change Of Subject
C-P	Sleepy
CRAFT	Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
CRAP	Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRAT	Can't Remember A Thing
CRAWS	Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRB	Come Right Back
CRBT	Crying Real Big Tears
CRS	Can't Remember Sh**
CRTLA	Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CSL	Can't Stop Laughing
C-T	City
CTA	Call To Action
CTC	Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat
CU	See You -or- Cracking Up
CUATU	See You Around The Universe
CUL	See You Later
CUL8ER	See You Later
CUL8R	See You Later
CUNS	See You In School
CWYL	Chat With You Later
CY	Calm Yourself
CYA	Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
CYL	See You Later
CYM	Check Your Mail
CYO	See You Online
CYT	See You Tomorrow
DAMHIKT	Don't Ask Me How I Know That
DARFC	Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA	Doing Business As
DBABAI	Don't Be A Bitch About It
DBEYR	Don't Believe Everything You Read
DD	Due Diligence
DDD	Direct Distance Dial
DETI	Don't Even Think It
DF	Dear Friend
DFLA	Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
DGA	Don't Go Anywhere
DGT	Don't Go There
DGTG	Don't Go There Girlfriend
DGYF	Damn Girl You're Fine
DH	Dear Hubby or Husband
DHYB	Don't Hold Your Breath
DIKU	Do I Know You
DILLIGAD	Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS	Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DITR	Dancing In The Rain
DITYID	Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
DIY	Do It Yourself
DKDC	Don't Know Don't Care
DL	Download -or- Dead Link
DLTBBB	Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTM	Don't Lie To Me
DMI	Don't Mention It
DNC	Does Not Compute
DOE	Depends On Experience
DOEI	Goodbye (in Dutch)
DORD	Department of Redundancy Department
DP	Domestic Partner
DQMOT	Don't Quote Me On This
DQYDJ	Don't Quit Your Day Job
DRIB	Don't Read If Busy
DTRT	Do The Right Thing
DUI	Driving Under the Influence
DURS! -or- DUS!	Damn You Are Sexy! -or- Damn You Sexy!
DUST	Did You See That
DWB	Don't Write Back
DWBH	Don't Worry Be Happy
DWI	Driving While Intoxicated
DWS	Driving While Stupid
DWWWI	Surfing the World Wide Web while Intoxicated
DWYM	Does What You Mean
DYFM	Dude You Fascinate Me
DYHAB	Do You Have A Boyfriend
DYHAG	Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYJHIW	Don't You Just Hate it When...
DYOFDW	Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
DYSTSOTT	Did You See The Size Of That Thing
E123	Easy as One, Two, Three
EAK	Eating at Keyboard
EFT	Electronic Funds Transfer
EG	Evil Grin
EL	Evil Laugh
EM	Excuse Me
EMFBI	Excuse Me For Butting In
EMI	Excuse My Ignorance
EML	Email Me Later
EMRTW	Evil Monkey's Rule The World
EMSG	E-Mail Message
EOD	End Of Day
EOM	End Of Message
EOT	End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
ESADYFA	Eat Shit And Die You F***ing Asshole
ESEMED	Every Second Every Minute Every Day
ESMF	Eat Sh** Mother F***er
ESO	Equipment Smarter than Operator
ETA	Estimated Time of Arrival
ETLA	ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
EVRE1	Every One
EWI	E-mailing While Intoxicated
EZ	Easy
F2F	Face-to-Face
FAB	Features Attributes Benefits
FAQL	Frequently Asked Questions List
FAQOMFT	Frequently Argued Waste Of My F*cking Time
FAWC	For Anyone Who Cares
FBI	Fucking Brilliant Idea
FBKS	Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FE	Fatal Error
FF	Friends Forever
FF&PN	Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FFS	For F***s Sake
FGDAI	stands for Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
FILF	Father I'd Like to F***
FILTH	Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
FINE	F***ked up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
FISH	First in, Still Here
FITB	Fill in the Blanks
FLA	Four Letter Acronym
FMTYEWTK	Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FO	F*** Off
FOAF	Friend Of A Friend
FOC	Free of Charge
FOFL	Falling on Floor Laughing
FOMCL	Falling Off My Chair Laughing
FORD	Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
FRED	F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FSR	For Some Reason
FSU	F*** Shit Up
FTASB	Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH	From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTF	F*** That's Funny
FTFOI	For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
FTL	Faster Than Light
FTLOG	For The Love Of God
FTR	For The Record
FTRF	F*** That's Really Funny
FTTB	For The Time Being
FTW	For The Win
FU2	F*** You Too
FUBAR	F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB	F***ed Up Beyond Belief
FUD	Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FUM	F***ed Up Mess
FWB	Friends With Benefits
FWD	Forward
FWIW	For What It's Worth
FYA	For Your Amusement
FYE	For Your Edification
FYI	For Your Information
FYIFV	F*** You I'm Fully Vested
FYLTGE	From Your Lips To Gods Ears
FYM	For Your Misinformation
FYSBIGTBABN	Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
G	Guess -or- Grin
G2GLYS	Got To Go Love Ya So
GA	Go Ahead
GAL	Get A Life
GALGAL	Give A Little Get A Little
GALHER	Get A Load of Her
GALHIM	Get A Load of Him
GAP	Got A Pic?
GAS	Got A Second
GBG	Great Big Grin
GBH	Great Big Hug
GD&R	Grinning, Ducking and Running
GDI	God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
GF	Girlfriend
GFF	Go F****ing Figure
GFI	Go For It
GFN	Gone For Now
GFTD	Gone For The Day
GFY	Go F*** Yourself
GG	Good Game (or) Gotta Go
GGN	Gotta Go Now
GGP	Gotta Go Pee
GIGO	Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST	Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GL	Good Luck -or- Get Lost
GLBT	Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
GLG	Good Looking Girl
GLYASDI	God Loves You And So Do I
GM	Good Morning
GMAB	Give Me A Break
GMAFB	Give Me A F***ing Break
GMTA	Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT	Great Minds Think For Themselves
GNBLFY	Got Nothing But Love For You
GNSD	Good Night Sweet Dreams
GOI	Get Over It
GOK	God Only Knows
GOL	Giggling Out Loud
GOS	Gay Or Straight
GOYHH	Get Off Your High Horse
GR&D	Grinning Running And Ducking
GR8	Great
gratz	Congratulations
GRRRR	it means Growling
GSOAS	Go Sit On A Snake
GTFOOH	Get The F*** Out Of Here
GTG	Got To Go
GTGB	Got To Go, Bye
GTGP	Got To Go Pee
GTH	Go To Hell
GTM	Giggle To Myself
GTRM	Going To Read Mail
GTSY	Glad To See You
GUD	Geographically UnDesirable
GWS	Get Well Soon
GYHOOYA	Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
GYPO	Get Your Pants Off
H&K	Hug and Kiss
h/o	Hold On
h/p	Hold Please
H4XX0R	a "hacker" or "to be hacked"
HAGD	Have a Great Day
HAGN	Have A Good Night
HAGO	Have A Good One
HAK	Hugs And Kisses
HAND	Have a Nice Day
HAWTLW	Hello And Welcome To Last Week
HB	Hurry Back
HBIB	Hot But Inappropriate Boy
HCC	Holy Computer Crap
HD	Hold
HF	Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
HHIS	Hanging Head In Shame
HHO1/2K	Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ	Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK	Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS	Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHTYAY	Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIG	How's It Going
HIH	Hope It Helps
HIOOC	Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
HITAKS	Hang In There And Keep Smiling
HNTI	How Nice That/This Is
HNTW	How Nice That Was
HOHA	HOllywood HAcker
HSIK	How Should I Know
HT	Hi There
HTB	Hang The Bastards
HTH	Hope This (or That) Helps
HTNOTH	Hit The Nail On The Head
HUA	Heads Up Ace
HUGZ	Hugs
HUYA	Head Up Your A**
HWGA	Here We Go Again
I 1-D-R	I Wonder
I&I	Intercourse and Inebriation
IAC	In Any Case
IAC	In Any Case
IAE	In Any Event
IAITS	It's All In The Subject
IANAC	I Am Not A Crook
IANADBIPOOTV	I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
IANAE	I Am Not an Expert
IANAL	I Am Not A Lawyer
IANNNGC	I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
IASAP4U	I Always Say A Prayer For You
IAT	I Am Tired
IAW	I Agree With
IBIWISI	I'll Believe It When I See It
IBRB	I Will Be Right Back
IBT	In Between Technology
IBTC	Itty Bitty Titty Committee
IBTD	I Beg To Differ
IBTL	In Before The Lock
IC	In Character
ICBW	I Could Be Wrong
ID10T	Idiot
IDC	I Don't Care
IDGAF	I Don't Give A F***
IDGARA	I Don't Give A Rats Ass
IDGI	I Don't Get It
IDK	I Don't Know
IDKY	I Don't Know You
I-D-L	Ideal
IDM	It Does Not Matter
IDST	I Didn't Say That
IDTS	I Don't Think So
IEF	It's Esther's Fault
IFAB	I Found A Bug
IFU	I F***ed Up
IGGP	I Gotta Go Pee
IGTP	I Get The Point
IHA	I Hate Acronyms
IHAIM	I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO	I Have No Opinion
IHTFP	I Have Truly Found Paradise or I Hate This F***ing Place
IHU	I Hear You
IIIO	Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD	If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIR	If I Remember or If I Recall
IIRC	If I Remember Correctly or If I Recall Correctly
IITYWIMWYBMAD	If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWYBMAD	If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIWM	If It Were Me
IKALOPLT	I Know A Lot Of People Like That
ILA	I Love Acronyms
ILICISCOMK	I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILMURLABITIMMHAC	I Like Making Up Ridiculously Long Acronyms Because I Think It Makes Me Hip And Cool
ILU	I Love You
ILY	I Love You
IM	Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
IM2BZ2P	I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee!
IMAO	In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO	In My Considered Opinion
IMHEIUO	In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
IMHO	In My Humble Opinion
IMNERHO	In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
IMNSHO	In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO	In My Opinion
IMOO	In My Own Opinion
IMS	I Am Sorry
INMP	It's Not My Problem
INNW	If Not Now, When
INPO	In No Particular Order
IOH	I'm Outta Here
IOUD	Inside, Outside, Upside Down
IOW	In Other Words
IPN	I'm Posting Naked
IRL	In Real Life
ISAGN	I See A Great Need
ISH	Insert Sarcasm Here
ISS	I Said So
ISTM	It Seems to Me
ISTR	I Seem To Remember
ISWYM	I See What You Mean
ISYALS	I'll Send You A Letter Soon
ITIGBS	I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
ITM	In The Money
IUM	If You Must
IWALU	I Will Always Love You
IWSN	I Want Sex Now
IYAOYAS	If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
IYD	In Your Dreams
IYKWIM	If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD	If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO	In Your Opinion
IYQ	I like you
IYSS	If You Say So
IYSWIM	If You See What I Mean
J/C	Just Checking
J/J	Just Joking
J/K	Just Kidding
J/P	Just Playing
J/W	Just Wondering
J2LYK	Just To Let You Know
J4G	Just For Grins
J5M	Just Five Minutes
JAD	Just Another day
JAFO	Just Another F***ing Onlooker
JAFS	Just A F***ing Salesman
JAM	Just a Minute
JAS	Just A Second
JDI	Just Do It
JEOMK	Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
JK	Just Kidding
JM2C	Just My 2 Cents
JMO	Just My Opinion
JOOTT	Just One Of Those Things
JSU	Just Shut Up
JT	Just Teasing
JTLYK	Just To Let You Know
JUADLAM	Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
K	OK
KBD	Keyboard
KEWL	Cool
KFY	Kiss For You
KIA	Killed In Action
KIR	Keep It Real
KISS	Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT	Keep In Touch
KK	Kiss Kiss
KMA	Kiss My Ass
KMFHA	Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
KMP	Keep Me Posted
KMRIA	Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KMSLA	Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
KMWA	Kiss My White Ass
KOK	Knock
KOTC	Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL	Kiss On The Lips
KPC	Keeping Parents Clueless
KUTGW	Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM	Know What I Mean
KYPO	Keep Your Pants On
L8R	Later
LAQ	Lame Ass Quote
LBR and LGR	Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
LBUG -or- LBIG	Laughing Because You Are Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
LD	Long Distance -or- Later Dude
LDIMEDILLIGAF	Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
LDR	Long Distance Relationship
LDTTWA	Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LHO	Laughing Head Off
LHOS	Lets Have Online Sex
LIFO	Last In First Out
LIS	Laughing In Silence
LKITR	Little Kid In The Room
LLTA	Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAO	Laughing My Ass Off
LMFAO	Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
LMIRL	Let's Meet In Real Life
LMK	Let Me Know
LMSO	Laughing My Socks Off
LMTCB	Left Message To Call Back
LOL	Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
LOLA	Laugh Out Loud Again
LOMBARD	Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
LONH	Lights On, Nobody Home
LOOL	Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSOD	Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LOU	Laughing Over You
LPOS	Lazy Piece Of Sh*t
LRF	Little Rubber Feet
LSV	Language, Sex, Violence
LTIC	Laughing 'Til I Cry
LTM	Laugh To Myself
LTNS	Long Time No See
LTR	Long Term Relationship
LULU	Locally Undesireable Land Use
LWR	Launch When Ready
LY	Love You
LY4E	Love You Forever
LYB	Love Ya Babe
LYCYLBB	Love You, see You Later, Bye Bye
LYKYAMY	Love Ya, Kiss Ya, Already Miss Ya
LYL	Love You Lots
LYLAB	Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS	Love You Like A Sister
LYLB	Love Ya Later Bye
LYMI	Love Ya, Mean It
LYWAMH	Love You With All My Heart
M4C	Meet for Coffee
M8 or M8s	Mate or Mates
MA	Mature Audience
MAYA	Most Advanced Yet Accessible
MB	Message Board
MBN	Must Be Nice
MBRFN	Must Be Real F***ing Nice
MFD	Multi-Function Device
MfG	Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MHBFY	My Heart Bleeds For You
MHOTY	My Hat's Off To You
MIA	Missing In Action
MIHAP	May I Have Your Attention Please
MILF	Mother I'd Like to F***
MITIN	More Info Than I Needed
MKOP	My Kind Of Place
MLAS	My Lips Are Sealed
MM	Market Maker
MMHA2U	My Most Humble Apologies To You
MOFO	Mother F***er
MOMPL	One Moment Please
MOO	Mud, Object-Oriented
MOOS	Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOP	MOment Please
MorF	Male or Female
MOSS	Member Of The Same Sex
MOTAS	Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD	Message Of The Day
MOTSS	Members Of The Same Sex
MSG	Message
MSMD	Monkey See Monkey Do
MSNUW	Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
MTBF	Mean Time Between Failure
MTF	More To Follow
MTFBWY	May The Force Be With You
MTLA	My True Love Always
MTSBWY	May The Schwartz Be With You
MUAH
MUBAR	Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MUSM	Miss You So Much
MWAH	the sound of a kiss
MWBRL	More Will Be Revealed Later
MYL	Mind Your Language
MYOB	Mind Your Own Business
N/A	Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
N/M	Nothing Much
N/T	No Text
N1	Nice One
N2M	Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
N2MJCHBU	Not Too Much Just Chillin, How aBout yoU
NAB	Not A Blonde
NADT	Not A Damn Thing
NAK	Nursing At Keyboard
NALOPKT	Not A Lot of People Know That
N-A-Y-L	In A While
NAZ	Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NBD	No Big Deal
NBIF	No Basis In Fact
NCG	New College Graduate
NDN	Indian or Native American
NE	Anyway
NE1	Anyone
NE1ER	Anyone Here
Ne2H	Need To Have
NESEC	Any Second
NFBSK	Not For British School Kids
NFF	No F*cking Fair
NFG	Not F***ing Good
NFI	No F***ing Idea
NFW	No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
NG	New Game
NIFOC	Nude In Front Of The Computer
NIGYYSOB	Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
NIM	No Internal Message
NIMBY	Not In My Back Yard
NIMJD	Not In My Job Description
NIMQ	Not In My Queue
NIMY	Never In A Million Years
NISM	Need I Say More
NIYWFD	Not In Your Wildest F*cking Dreams
NM	Never Mind or Nothing Much
NMH	Not Much Here
NMHJC	Not Much Here, Just Chilling
NMP	Not My Problem
NMTE	Now More Than Ever
NN	Not Now!
NOFI	No OFfence Intended
NOYB	None Of Your Business
NP	No Problem
NQOCD	Not Quite Our Class Dear
NRG	Energy
NRN	No Reply Necessary
NSA	No Strings Attached
NSFW	Not Safe For Work
NSS	No Sh*t Sherlock
NTIMM	Not That It Matters Much
NTK	Nice To Know
NTTAWWT	Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
NTYMI	Now That You Mention It
NUB	New person to site or game
NUFF	Enough Said
NW	No Way
NWR	Not Work Related
NYC	Not Your Concern
NYCFS	New York City Finger Saluet
OAO	Over And Out
OAUS	On An Unrelated Subject
OBE	Overcome By Events
OBTW	Oh By The Way
OC	Original Character -or- Own Character
OCD	Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
ODTAA	One Damn Thing After Another
OIC	Oh, I See
OICU812	Oh I see you ate one too
OK	All Correct
OLL	OnLine Love
OMB	Oh My Buddha
OMDB	Over My Dead Body
OMG	Oh My God
OMIK	Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
OML	Oh My Lord
ONID	Oh No I Didn't
ONNA	Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA	Oh No, Not This Again
OOAK	One Of A Kind
OOC	Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
OOF	Out Of Facility
OOI	Out Of Interest
OOO	Out Of Office
OOTB	Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OOTC	Obligatory On Topic Comment
OSIF	Oh Sh** I Forgot
OT	Off Topic
OTF	Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
OTL	Out To Lunch
OTOH	On The Other Hand
OTP	On The Phone
OTT	Over The Top
OTTOMH	Off The Top Of My Head
OTW	Off The Wall
OUSU	Oh, You Shut Up
OWTTE	Or Words To That Effect
OZ	stands for: Australia
P&C	Private and Confidential
P2C2E	Process Too Complicated Too Explain
P2U4URAQTP	Peace to you for you are A cutie Pie
P911	Parent Alert
PAGTTUTWS
PAL	Parents Are Listening
PANS	Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PAW	Parents Are Watching
PBB	Parent Behind Back
PBEM	Play By EMail
PD	Public Domain
PDOMA	Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
PDQ	Pretty Darn Quick
PEBCAK	Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PFA	Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
PHB	Pointy Haired Boss
PIAPS	Pig In A Pant Suit
PIBKAC	Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
PICNIC	Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
PIF	Paid In Full
PIMP	Peeing In My Pants
PIN	Person In Need
PIR	Parent In Room
PITA	Pain In The Ass
PITMEMBOAM	Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
PLS	Please
PM	Personal Message -or- Private Message
PMFJI	Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOM	Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI	Pardon My Jumping In
PNATMBC	Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
PND	Possibly Not Definitely
PO	Piss Off
POAHF	Put On A Happy Face
POAK	Passed Out At Keyboard
PONA	Person Of No Account
POOF	Good-bye, also seen as ::poof::
POS	Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
POSC	Piece Of Shit Computer
POV	Point of View
PP	People
PS	Post Script
PSO	Product Superior to Operator
PTH	Prime Tanning Hours
PTP	Pardon The Pun
PTPOP	Pat The Pissed Off Primate
PU	That Stinks
PWP	Plot, What Plot?!
P-ZA	Pizza
QL	Quit Laughing
QOTD	Quote Of The Day
QQ	Quick Question
QS	Quit Scrolling
QT	Cutie
QYB	Quit Your Bitchin
R&D	Research & Development
R&R	Rest & Relaxation
RAT	Remote(ly) Activated Trojan
RB@Ya	Right Back at Ya
RBAY	Right Back At You
RBTL	Read Between The Lines
RC	Remote Control
RE	Regards or Hello Again
RFD	Request For Discussion
RFR	Really F*#king Rich
RFS	Really F*#king Soon
RGR	Roger
RKBA	Right to Keep and Bear Arms
RL	Real Life
RLF	Real Life Friend
RMLB	Read My Lips Baby
RMMA	Reading My Mind Again
RMMM	Read My Mail Man
RN	Right Now
ROFL	Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROR	Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
ROTFL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLOL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTGL	Rolling On The Ground Laughing
ROTGLMAO	Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
ROTM	Right On The Money
RPG	Role Playing Games
RRR	haR haR haR (instead of LOL)
RSN	Real Soon Now
RT	Real Time
RTBS	Reason To Be Single
RTFAQ	Read the FAQ File
RTFM	Read The F***ing Manual
RTFQ	Read The Fu*king Question
RTK	Return To Keyboard
RTM or RTFM	Read The Manual - or - Read The F*#king Manual
RTTSD	Right Thing To Say Dude
RU	Are You
RU/18	aRe yoU over 18?
RUFKM	aRe yoU Fu*king Kidding Me?!
RUMCYMHMD	Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
RUMORF	Are You Male Or Female
RUNTS	are you Nuts?
RUOK	Are you OK
RUSOS
RUT	aRe yoU There?
RUUP4IT	Are You Up For It
RX	Regards
RYO	Roll Your Own
S^	What's Up
S2R	Send To Receive
S4L	Spam For Life
SADAD	Suck A Dick And Die
SAHM	Stay At Home Mom
SBTA	Sorry, Being Thick Again
SBUG	Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
SCNR	Sorry, Could Not Resist
SED	Said Enough Darling
SEG	Sh** Eating Grin
SEP	Somebody Else's Problem
SETE	Smiling Ear To Ear
SF	Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
SFAIAA	So Far As I Am Aware
SFETE	Smiling From Ear To Ear
SFTTM	Stop Fu*king Talking To Me
SFX	Sound Effects
SH	Sh** Happens
SHID	Slap Head In Disgust
SHMILY	See How Much I Love You
SIC	Spelling Is Correct
SICL	Sitting In Chair Laughing
SII	Seriously Impaired Imagination
SITCOMs	Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD	Still In The Dark
SIUP	Suck It Up Pussy!
SIUYA	Shove It Up Your Ass
Sk8r	Skater
SLAP	Sounds Like A Plan
SLAW	Sounds Like A Winner
SLIRK	Smart Little Rich Kid
SLT	Something Like That
SMAIM	Send Me An Instant Message
SMB	Suck My Balls
SME	Subject Matter Expert
SMEM	Send Me E-Mail
SMH	Shaking My Head
SMIM	Send Me an Instant Message
SNAFU	Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
SNAG	Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT	Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SO	Significant Other (ie., spouse, boy/girlfriend)
SOB	Son Of a B*tch
SOGOP	Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
SOH	Sense Of Humor
SOHF	Sense Of Humor Failure
SOI	Self Owning Idiot
SOIAR	Sit On It And Rotate
SOL	Sh** Out of Luck
SOMY	Sick Of Me Yet
SOOYA	Snake Out Of Your Ass
SOP	Standard Operating Procedure
SorG	Straight or Gay
SOS	Same Old Sh**
SOT	Short On Time
SOTMG	Short On Time, Must Go
SRO	Standing Room Only
SSC	Super Sexy Cute
SSDD	Same Sh** Different Day
SSEWBA	Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
STD	Seal The Deal
STFU	Shut The F*** Up
STFW	Search The F***ing Web
STM	Spank The Monkey
STR8	Straight
STS	So To Speak
STW	Search The Web
STYS	Speak To You Soon
SU	Shut Up
SUAKM	Shut Up And Kiss Me
SUFI	Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
SUP	it means: What's Up
SUYF	Shut Up You Fool
SWAG	Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
SWAK	Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SWALK	Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYT	So What Do You Think
SWIS	See What I'm Saying
SWL	Screaming With Laughter
SWU	So What's Up
SYS	See You Soon
T@YL	Talk at You Later
TA	Thanks Again
TAFN	That's All For Now
TAH	Take A Hike
TANSTAAFL	There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TAP	Take A Pill
TARFU	Things Are Really F***ed Up
TAS	Taking A Shower
TBA	To Be Advised
TBC	To Be Continued
TBH	To Be Honest
TC	Take Care
TCB	Trouble Came Back
TCOY	Take Care Of Yourself
TDM	Too Darn Many
TDTM	Talk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKI	The End Of The World As We Know It
TFDS	That is For Darn Sure
TFH	Thread From Hell
TFN	Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
TFX	Traffic
TGGTG	That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
TGIF	Thank God It's Friday
THX or TX or THKS	Thanks
TIA	Thanks In Advance
TIAIL	Think I Am In Love
TIC	Tongue In Cheek
TILII	Tell It Like It Is
TK	To Come
TLA	Three Letter Acronym
TLGO	The List Goes On
TLITBC	That's Life In The Big City
TLK-2-U-L-8-R	Talk to You Later
TM	Trust Me
TMI	Too Much Information
TMTOWTDI	There's More Than One Way To Do It
TNA	Temporarily Not Available
TNC	Tongue In Cheek
TNT	Til Next Time
TNX	Thanks
TOM	Tomorrow
TOPCA	Til Our Paths Cross Again
TOT	Tons of Time
TOY	Thinking Of You
TP	Team Player
TPC	The Phone Company
TPTB	The Powers That Be
TQM	Total Quality Management
TS	Tough Sh**
TSIA	This Says It All
TSOB	Tough Son Of a B*tch
TSR	Totally Stuck in RAM
TSRA	Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass
TTBOMK	To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN	Ta Ta For Now
TTG	Time to Go
TTS	Text to Speech
TTT	That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
TTUL	Talk to You Later
TTYL	Talk To You Later
TVN	Thank You Very Much
TWHAB	This Won't Hurt A Bit
TWIMC	To Whom it may Concern
TWIWI	That Was Interesting, Wasn't It
TXS	Thanks
TY	Thank You
TYVM	Thank You Very Much
U	You
U2	You Too
UBS	Unique Buying State
U-L	You Will
unPC	unPolitically Correct
UPOD	Under Promise Over Deliver
UR	You Are
URAPITA	You Are A Pain In The Ass
URWS	You Are Wise
URYY4M	You Are Too Wise For Me
USP	Unique Selling Proposition
VBG	Very Big Grin
VBS	Very Big Smile
VC	Venture Capital
VEG	Very Evil Grin
VFM	Value For Money
VM	Voice Mail
VRBS	Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
VSF	Very Sad Face
W/O	Without
WAD	Without A Doubt
WAFM	What A F***ing Mess
WAG	Wild Ass Guess
WAI	What An Idiot
WAMBAM	Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
WAYD	What Are You Doing
WAYN	Where Are You Now
WB	Welcome Back -or- Write Back
WBS	Write Back Soon
WC	Who Cares
WCA	Who Cares Anyway
WDALYIC	Who Died And Left You In Charge
WDR	With Due Respect
WDYS	What Did You Say
WDYT	What Do You Think
WE	Whatever
WEG	Wicked Evil Grin
WETSU	We Eat This Sh** Up
WF	Way Fun
WFM	Works For Me
WG	Wicked Grin
WGAFF	Who Gives A Flying F***
WIBNI	Wouldn't It Be Nice If
WIIFM	What's In It For Me
WIP	Work In Process
WISP	Winning Is So Pleasureable
WIT	Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS	What In The F*** Is This Sh**
WITW	What In The World
WIU	Wrap It Up
WKEWL	Way Cool
WNOHGB	Were No One Has Gone Before
WOG	Wise Old Guy
WOMBAT	Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WOOFYS	Well Off Older Folks
WOP	With Out Papers
WRT	With Regard To or With Respect To
WT	Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
WTB	Want To Buy
WTF	What The F***
WTG	Way To Go
WTGP	Want To Go Private
WTH	What the Heck
WTMI	Way Too Much Information
WTSDS	Where The Sun Don't Shine
WTTM	Without Thinking To Much
WU	What's Up
WUF	Where You From
WWSD	What Would Satan Do
WWY	Where Were You
WX	Weather
WYCM	Will You Call Me
WYP	What's Your Problem
WYRN	What's Your Real Name
WYS	Whatever You Say
WYSIWYG	What You See Is What You Get
WYSLPG	What You See Looks Pretty Good
WYT	Whatever You Think
WYWH	Wish You Were Here
X-I-10	Exciting
XME	Excuse Me
XOXO	Hugs and Kisses
YA	Yet Another
YA yaya	Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YACC	Yet Another Calendar Company
YAFIYGI	You Asked For It You Got It
YBF	You've Been F***ed
YBS	You'll Be Sorry
YCT	Your Comment To
YDKM	You Don't Know Me
YEPPIES	Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
YGBK	You Gotta Be Kidding
YGBSM	You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
YHM	You Have Mail
YIC	Yours In Christ
YKW	You Know What
YMMV	Your Mileage May Vary
YNK	You Never Know
YOYO	You're On Your Own
YR	Yeah Right
YRYOCC	You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
YSYD	Yeah, Sure You Do
YTTT	You Telling The Truth
YUPPIES	Young Urban Professionals
YW	You're Welcome
YWIA	You're Welcome In Advance
YYSSW	Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
ZZZ	Sleeping, Bored, Tired

Emoticons......What are they REALLY saying?

*s*, *S*, <s>, = smile	*g*, <g> = grin	xoxo = hugs and kisses	huggggggsssss = hugs
*w*, <w> = wink	*g*, = giggles	*k*, *K* = kiss	;-)~~~~~~~~ = giving someone the raspberries.
(((((person))))) = giving them a virtual hug.	\~/ = glass with a drink. (usually booze)	^5 = high five	?^ = What's Up?
\_/? = a cup of tea	[_]>  + Cup of coffee	@@@ = Cookies	@--/-- = a rose
:-) .. smile	;-) ... wink	<:-| ... curious	:~) ... cute
:-( ... sad	8-) ... wears glasses	:-} ... embarrassed	:-/ ... perplexed, confused
:,-( ..or ;`-( .... to cry	:-< ... pouting	>:-( ... angry	0:-) ... angel
:-| ... bored or no opinion	:-> ... grin/mischievous	| -) ... dreaming	:-O ... shouting, or shocked
:-o ... talking, or surprised	>:-|| ... mad / angry	:-D ... big grin or laugh	=:-O ... scared
:-x ... keeping mouth shut	:o) ... smiles (w/nose)	:-))))))) ... lots of smiles	;-P ... sticking tongue out :P  ... sticking tongue out
# 8 - ) ... nerd, or or person with glasses and crew cut.	&-( ... crying	!:-) .. I have an idea	;-{ ) ... person with a mustache
;-)~ ... sexy tongue - or drunk	;~) ... being cute	c["] ... coffee mug	[_]> ... another cup or mug
:-> ... grin/mischievous	<:-| ... curious	|-| ... sound asleep	:-x .. I'm keeping my mouth shut